The passenger – pilot relationship is a sacred bond. The passengers have bestowed their trust upon the pilot to take care of them and carry them from A to B as quickly and safely as possible. So, when the heralded, respected pilot comes on the tannoy and says something like these examples, well, needless to say the passengers were a bit scared. Hilarious for us though.
- ‘Good afternoon gentlemen. You will have noticed that it’s a bit hairy in the skies and the wind is against us. We require a steep take off out of here and it will be tricky but hold on to your seats, it’s Friday night and I’ve got a wedding reception to go to. Over and out’.
- ‘Ladies and gentlemen we shall be making an unscheduled landing and steep approach to Tampere airport, the plane is on fire, thank you’
- ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we were just struck by lightning.’
- ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, you may have noticed that our descent is bumpier than usual. We came too close to another plane and I had to take evasive action.’
- ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologise for that unscheduled and sudden departure, but there was another airplane crossing the runway, so we thought it would be a good idea to go around and try again in a few minutes’
- ‘The in-flight entertainment system isn’t working and the cabin crew will be organising karaoke instead’
Well, if that hasn’t put you off of flying for life, come and enjoy a leisurely holiday experience, in the car park at the very least! carstorageltd
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